So Terrorists Hate Teddy Bears Now?

Apparently a British woman teaching in Sudan is under arrest for letting her students name a teddy bear that one of the little girls brought into class. The class took a vote on what to name the bear, and they chose Muhammad. Uh oh. Not the M-word! This got the teacher in some hot water, as she apparently can receive a punishment of up to 6 months in jail, 40 lashes, or a huge fine. I think I'll take the fine, thank you very much. You can read the article here. The school is run by Christians and is multi-racial and co-ed, but unfortunately Sudan's population is 50-70% Muslim and only 4-15% Christian. No wonder they didn't like the teacher naming the bear Muhammad....but wait...didn't the kids take a democratic vote on what to name the bear? Oooooohhhhh. I get it now. Maybe it wasn't the fact that they named it Muhammad (which is the most common name in the world, unlike the name McLovin), but the fact that a Western woman gave a group of children (including females, one of which whom the bear belonged to) THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE VIA A DEMOCRATIC VOTE! Gasp! Blasphemy! God forbid the Muslim world allow their citizens an ounce of freedom! How dare they!

You see, these are the kinds of nut jobs that our government keeps letting into our country; where they proceed to form their own little social bubbles, and then bitch and moan and sue the pants off people who don't want them to enact their Sharia law, or who simply offend "the religion of peace" in any way. Yeah, "religion of peace" my ass. Arresting a woman because her students named a teddy bear - a fucking inanimate object - after the prophet Muhammad and then threatening her with jail time and 40 lashes is not characteristic of a "religion of peace." If Islam is the "religion of peace," then the Cross Bronx Expressway is the best highway ever designed. Fuck! Can we please grow some balls and start putting an end to this madness? I have an idea of how to end it, and it starts by pushing a big red button on-board a submarine. Seriously...how many more people have to get royally fucked because they offended Islam?





P.S. Muhammad can fondle my balls! Oops :) Looks like it's 40 lashes for me! Any chance I could just take that fine?

Things That Happened While You Were Busy Worrying About Paris Hilton Being in Jail

1. You lost your virginity to Nick Lachey (girls)/Jessica Biel (guys)....although I don't know what guy would worry about Paris Hilton besides a gay guy...in that case...Nick Lachey.
   
2. Lindsay Lohan finally stopped doing drugs and is becoming a nun.
3. We finally nuked the Middle East, and have completely gotten rid of all those pesky terrorists.
4. You mysteriously got herpes...in your nose.
5. Britney Spears finally revealed why she acts so crazy...it's because she's a crab person.
6. Someone finally figured out how to end Lost.
7. That slice of pizza you left on your desk last week grew limbs and genitals and had sex with the half-eaten donut in your garbage to make a race of super pizza-donuts called ponuts that now comprise 40% of the population of America and are demanding social security benefits.
8. We invented flying cars and light speed engines, and now travel around the galaxy like in Star Wars.
9. iPods went out of style...and carrying an oversized boom-box on your shoulder came back in style.
10. Jesus finally came back to Earth, said what's up, and then left in a hurry after he saw Rosie O'Donnell's face on the news.
11. Global warming was determined to be hoax created by two third graders in Montana.
    
12. Scientists found a cure for cancer and AIDS...but unfortunately couldn't find one for that herpes in your nose.
13. Aliens came down to Earth and gave you an anal probe...and then Scott Baio gave you pink eye.
    
14. The dramatic chipmunk/squirrel won an Oscar for his role in the remake of Gone with the Wind.
15. Paris Hilton DIED!