The Best of Boobs & Dinosaurs: The Movie

Ladies and gentlemen...the moment you've all not been waiting for...I present to you The Best of Boobs & Dinosaurs: The Movie!!!

So I guess I should give a little background story as to what Boobs & Dinosaurs is. Well, it started during a summer trip to Wildwood, NJ with a bunch of my friends after freshman year of college. We were bored because the weather was shitty and we had nothing to do but stay in our hotel room and get drunk. So my friend Nick and I decided to make use of the video camera we borrowed from our friend Gutie, and film a drunken excuse for a talk show. We filmed one show for every night we were down the shore. We decided that it was a fun way to get drunk and pass the time during our boring lives, so whenever we came home from college we'd film a show. We landed on the name Boobs & Dinosaurs after a conversation about what types of things should be included in the ultimate guy movie: robots, hot chicks, fast cars, explosions, boobs, killing, fighter planes, dinosaurs, heavy metal, Burt Reynolds, and so on and so forth. We took two things from that list that were the most unrelated to each other, and that we thought would sound the most random if used for the name of the show...thus leading to the name of Boobs & Dinosaurs. After Gutie got his video camera stolen by some stupid Monday up at Boston University, we lost the ability to film our show, since no one else had a video camera or the money to buy one. We also realized how lame we were, and decided that it was time to stop sitting in my basement getting drunk and actually go out and socialize with other people for once.

So now...without further delay, I give you the Best of Boobs & Dinosaurs: The Movie. I had to break it up into four separate parts to be able to post it all. I still don't know why I'm posting this, because it's equally embarrassing for all parties involved...but oh well...whatever.

WARNING: Our humor is very stupid, and some people may find it unfunny and possibly offensive...but we could give two shits.